Karmic Entanglement

......so the gods decided one day, we are very weary of this whole karma thing. So they decided to create a universal bio-mechanical automated karmic transmanipulater. Thus UBMAKT was born-built. UBMAKT works incessantly, in a cave in Uranus, dividing, measuring, and dispersing, cosmic and personal karma. So Suzy get's a puppy, while Jimmy get's a tapeworm! And the gods rejoiced in their ingenuity!